I can never befriend with numbers

I told myself I was sick in the last few days.  I hate handling tax returns (plus their mathematical, accounting, financial relatives amid the numerical systems), not even a trivial part of it.

If there were no numbers, I would be a happy person.  The bathroom scale would not depress me.  I would never be late.  Change would not clutter my purse.  My children would not spend a few hundred dollars for Math class every month.  I would enjoy reading more books by saving the time struggling with calculating and counting with fingers and even with toes.  If there were no mathematics, no accounting, no finance, no statistics, no geometry, no calculus, I would definitely look smarter.

I hate you - numbers.