I want to be a loser

The Beatles - I'm a loser

In the coming year, I want to be a loser.  Yes, I really meant it.  Wait a minute - it’s nothing negative, perverted or retarded.  Alternatively, it is quite positive and healthy.

I want to be a loser, a loser of pounds and calories.

I want to be a loser, a loser of cholesterol and glycogen.

I want to be a loser, a loser of eczema, lentigo and urticaria.

I want to be a loser, a loser of dyspepsia, gastroesophageal reflux and constipation.

I want to be a loser, a loser of adiposity and sebum.

I want to be a loser, a loser of amnesia and negativity.

I want to be a loser, a loser of any kind of disorder and pathogens.

I want to be a loser, a loser of solipsistism and opsimathy.

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I want to become the biggest loser.  

Every Day The Best Day

The Best Day by Taylor Swift

I believe in being optimistic.  Positive thinking helps me shed unnecessary stress.  It also enables me to avoid negative emotions that can gobble up so much time, energy and metabolism.  With positive thinking, you can enjoy your life to the fullest, inspire your brain and mind, rejuvenate your soul and boost your antioxidants.  So why don’t you spread the contagious positive attitude and bring the probiotics of enthusiasm to everyone around us.    

Love in the time of Cholera

I really love 'La Despedida' by Shakira